Seriously, what would I do without the Internet?
Faced with the dilemma of believing I have a glass splinter in the bottom of my foot, and not wanting to figure out how to access Medical advice in a foreign country – I took to the Internet for help.
That brings us up to the present, which
finds me lying on my couch with a piece bacon strapped to my foot. Something about salt drawing out the splinter…?
It must be true if they put it on the Internet, right? That or I’m just the jackass with pork product on her foot.